Three Manly Things:
1. Seeing white smoke come out from under your car hood and fixing it. Huah!
2. Putting bacon on your sandwich. Actually putting bacon on anything that already has meat. Steak, chicken, sausage, it doesn't matter. You can't mix your liquors, but you can mix your meat.
3. Having grease on your hands. Automatically makes you look 20pts. tougher.